What should one do with Oreos that one does not want to eat?  Smearing them all over the face and shirt for safe keeping is an excellent plan.  After this feat, Joseph said,"Face! Shirt!" and desperately wanted his face washed.

What does a two year old do with flour?  Scoop it into a bag for soda cans.  Normally just the cans are recycled though, but Joseph figured that he'd try recycling the flour right along with the cans.  Grandma Great said,"Hey!"  Joseph replied,"Oh no! What happened!"  Then he ran to the other side of the kitchen.

 How do you get closer look at fish in an aquarium?  Try pushing on the glass really hard and saying,"Oh no!" I'm not sure why he said "Oh no!"  when the fish swam by him.  My best guess is that he was a little nervous over how large the fish were compared to him.

Why should a garden hose only be used to water flowers?  In this little guys case, running water does wonders to deepen the color of khaki shorts, add weight to shoes, and lower body temperature.  He found the hose running and decided to spread the joy of water all around the yard.  He had lots of fun until he got cold and started to shiver.  Aunt Rachel had to coax him inside with cookies.  Once inside, he switched to wearing one of Grandpa Greats old T-shirts.  I thinking wearing one of those shirts if a rite of passage for all the grandkids.

I think he pulls off the oversized shirt look pretty well.  He was too mesmerized by his 'show' to pose in his fabulous shirt.